I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

red shit

bro... go get that checked out

guy 1: hey i need to tell you something
guy 2: yeah bro

guy 1: i have a red shit is there something wrong with that
Guy 2: bro what go get that checked out don't tell me.

by XxChxxryMaster June 30, 2022

minute to shit it

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.

Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it

by earcher5 April 2, 2011

Shit Gamer syndrome

Recently discovered medical theory shows certain individuals are just born with this syndrome where they lack the hand to eye coordination to effectively and efficiently play games or lack the IQ required to play tactical games.

A serious syndrome with no cure till this date,
Also noting quite prevalent among Somali males.

He shows many symptoms of SGS.
I'm sorry to hear you have shit gamer syndrome.

by Bidgickboy May 27, 2020

dumb as shit

The person reading this.

You're dumb as shit.

by toeney January 21, 2020

Left pocket dog shit

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

by bacl12 August 22, 2024

Shit

Abbreviation for Sub-Humanoid Impune Troll
Definition: a nasty type of person who values toxic social traits while claiming that they are being oppressed by not being allowed to oppress others

Social media got the shits when Greta Thunberg knocked Andrew Tate out on Twitter

by FamousUsurperofPower January 2, 2023