Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.

"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."

by Dino Marcockass May 9, 2018

dick greedy

When one person in a multi-person sexual encounter is hogging all the dick.

"Bitch you gotta share, don't be Dick Greedy!"
-J.G.

by johnflaps423 March 6, 2018

Big Dick Ove

One man whom's male genitals extends the universe average size and using it to have sexual intercourse in the capital of England, London.

Some may say that this "Big Dick Ove" is a mythological creature only existing in the minds of 10 year old girls, but scientists new research now suggests that this mysterious creature in fact does exist.

-Hey dude is that a big dick ove?
-Nah man those don't exist.
-But i saw in illustrerad vetenskap that they have new evidence that they do.
-Holy shit dude take a photo.

by SuQMadDiQ March 8, 2018

Dick turd

A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter

Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?

by Stepdad May 10, 2018

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

Dick

Male genetals

Dick
Cock
“Sucker”

OMG Ron’s dick is so big

by Smart ass duck March 10, 2018

dick fluff

The stuff on the end of your dick when your very unhealthy

Yo don’t buy his cotton candy it’s filled with Nathan’s dick fluff

by Big dick 62 March 12, 2018