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The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.
Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!
by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022
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National Fuck Your Homies Day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022
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Pick your lip up

You best Pick your lip up before i clean ya chin
by jay jumpman 23 April 20, 2024
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bang your horns

Bang your horns means you do you. Go ahead, bang your horns. Do what you want.
Alright Sally fine, go bang your horns.
by Chief2599 March 30, 2020
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You've dug your grave and thrown me in it

When you take the rap for someone else's actions, normally unwittingly and without consenting, this is a useful phrase.
Joe: Hey, what's going on Jack? Why is there a body in my room?
Jack: If anyone asks, you killed him, I tried to stop you, and there are no other witnesses. Now I must be going. Bye! *drives away too fast*
Joe: *shouting after Jack* You can't do that man! That's out of order! Don't you get it? You've dug your grave and thrown me in it! Now it's my grave! Man, you gotta come back!
by Oh my my October 14, 2015
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Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.
Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.
by FelineRando June 24, 2024
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Your body, my choice!

A covert way for young American males to request you strike their genetalia with as much force as you can muster.
Connor stood on the corner shouting "Your body, my choice!" at every passing woman in the hopes someone would finally touch his genitals.
by OgreTM November 10, 2024
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