"the real shit"
person: lol know what
another person: wot lol
person: i took a shit lol
another person: lol wtf
argument
person: ur shit
another person: no u are a shit
person: lol know what
another person: wot lol
person: i took a shit lol
another person: lol wtf
argument
person: ur shit
another person: no u are a shit
by An A-press is an A-press October 30, 2018

Gang Shit is a term used to describe your relationship with your boyfriend as it stands for. Great And Nice Guy Still Has Immaculate Talent
by Gursimer’s Boyfriend December 19, 2022

When you show off something cool and the person response, indifferent or with criticism only to brag about it later to someone else.
John: Hey check out my new Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controllers to it.
Mike: Whatever, it’s kinda lame…
Kyle: Hey John, what cha got there cutie.
Mike: It's a Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controls to it.
John: Way to shit brag, bro.
Mike: Whatever, it’s kinda lame…
Kyle: Hey John, what cha got there cutie.
Mike: It's a Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controls to it.
John: Way to shit brag, bro.
by \( ̄▽ ̄)\/♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪ May 18, 2025

A Marine, Sailor, or Soldier who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty doing what is necessary to complete the task at hand; Even if this includes breaking some rules and hazing boots. They are a Master in the art of skating. They let that bitch eat, they drop bombs and fuck moms.
Dude have you seen LCPL TurdBurglar he’s such an OG shit bag I saw him stick a warped barrel in a boots A** because he left it in the dirt
by OGSHITBAGSOCIETY November 23, 2021

A group on Facebook known as "kirstine's shit show" which has a group of individuals with sick twisted minds.
by Dogo18 June 4, 2018

A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich
-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
by bggh_martyka May 22, 2021

One who deliberately provocative message the soul intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
by theguard1345 April 6, 2016
