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SCHOOL is so ugh!
by ghostout May 7, 2019
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School of Mutual Admiration

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "
by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011
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School

School

A concentration camp created to eliminate all joy and creativity in the lives of children. Other purposes: eliminate free time, relaxation, and brains. As a result you become a slave of the work force .
by life is a joke September 16, 2020
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International School Manila

International School Manila or ISM is a private school located in BGC, Makati, Manila, also known as the best school in all of Manila. Our campus may have had an identity crisis, but our Bearcat Pride has always stayed strong (except WW2), y'know what they say, "Once a Bee-are Cat, always a B-R cat".
'What's your favorite animal?'
'The Bearcat'
'STFU you International School Manila kid'

'I hate International School Manila'
'Why?'
'Because their name is so damn long'
by warcrimesenthusiast May 27, 2025
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School

School is an insane time-waster, the place where mediocrity reigns supreme. If you aren't as smart as the the others, school tells you you're an idiot and forces you to learn the material at their pace - even if you can't keep up. They also lower your grades, which will cause everyone - your own family included - to be ashamed of you. However, if you are smarter and learn faster, school will still force you to learn at their pace, making what seems to be normal to anyone else unbearably slow for you, repeating 1+1=2 for months. Not only that, but the way of education kills creativity, one of the defining traits of the highly-intelligent. If that wasn't enough, for some reason, the average student tends to hate the smart, bully them and laugh at them at any opportunity. Appearently, 6.5 hours a day at school isn't enough, so you also have to do homework, extra work that you must do at home, no matter how many better things to do you have (ie; anything). Fun fact - homework is the only legal form of torture, and it is distributed to children daily.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.
Mother: Hello, sweetie, how was your first day of school?
First grader: Fucking kill me.
by Bubblebody November 1, 2020
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School

A place where’s learning and kids come alike for 18 years
Ramos : what’s school
Mike:where you learn for 18 years of your life
by Dodomen123 February 23, 2022
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North Branch School

A cult/ hippie school in the middle of the woods that raises insane and mentally unstable children. Is also one of the coolest places in the world. There are a lot of your mom jokes and some pretty weird ass kids (exept for Genevieve, Maggie and maybe Fiona). Be careful though if you thinking about attending North Branch, bc sometimes the work is hard but it all pays off in the end. Also be careful of these people: Colt, Oliver and Edward because they are some pretty weird kids
"omg your going To NORTH BRANCH SCHOOL!!!!!"

"yes, please save me"
by Somebodyhurtme May 10, 2023
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