That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

On my body

When a man is applying pressure as if he wants to fuck wit you.

Boy: “when you lock in”
Girl: “Damn you on my body ngl”

by Fiendforsluts June 6, 2023

My ball

it basically means my girl

aye twin ashley my ball

by slimeyboy12 May 29, 2025

Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

Aroused My Suspicion

When something sexually arouses, but your too ashamed to say it

Tom Holland aroused my suspicion last night

by Br00ka November 27, 2019

Pinger my fussy

So basically when u finger my pussy i get so horny and i get an organism so i say pinger my fussy

Augh, Gianluca 2805454! Pinger my fussy

by ryam January 28, 2024

Hop off my junk hoe

Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End

Hop off my junk hoe, before I go postal on your ass

by Corine Wittles July 14, 2011