Reckless Dicking

When one decides to have sex with someone irresponsibly and ends up suffering the consequences i.e. children and or std's

"Hey, I didn't know he was having another kid with Desaray. He's totally reckless dicking!"

by TorturedAngel101 May 26, 2017

grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

duracell dick

An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with

He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 28, 2017

ranger dick

A badass motherfucker

Ranger dick is a badass motherfucker

by Probabypuncher May 28, 2017

lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

chlorine dick

When you get out of a pool and you dick is shriveled and stiff at the same time

Its hard to piss getting out of the pool, damn you chlorine dick!

by Ltrllwilliams June 3, 2017

Phinky-Dick

A man with a small penis, who is angry when people make fun of this small penis.

Also known as Michelle, Phinks, Micheal}, and Tree.

As stop being such a Phinky-Dick

by Type_Writer June 5, 2017