If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 9, 2024

If first you don't succeed, try, try again

When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.

Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"

Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."

by Private Schools February 10, 2024

You could say that

The thing you (might) say when someone pinpoints something with the right idea, but in a way where it's *just* between being off and being right

Grandma: So, what you're saying is "rizz" means that you have a lot of girlfriends

Grandson: I guess you could say that

by expeditious booty scruncher February 10, 2024

Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.

*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”

by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024

it’s over for you

negative canthal tilt + no jawline + fat cheekbones

anyone that isn’t jordan barrett

dude 1 : dude she didnt tried kiss me the second I met her
dude 2 : it’s over for you

by ropemaxxing February 11, 2024

i'll fuck you . up.

when someone says "i'll fuck you.up" they mean that they'll beat the shit out of you but they also wanna fuck you.

girl: shut the fuck up man

boy:bro ill fuck you. i mean..
i'll fuck you . up.

by hornknee February 13, 2024

you don't want it

You don't want success or to achieve something great, e.g. 100k on YouTube

"you don't want it bro" you'd be more consistent if you really wanted it.

by zurap February 13, 2024