I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

《¤》Aoc3《¤》aoc3《¤》Aoc3《¤》if you do not want me to breathe then just say that notion in proofu《¤》¤

.

😱:《¤》Aoc3《¤》aoc3《¤》Aoc3《¤》if you do not want me to breathe then just say that notion in proofu《¤》¤

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Spiritually in you

When although your penis isn’t actually inside someone you align your chakras and make it happen spiritually, imagining that your shlong is inside someone
Usually telling someone to annoy them

Zachariah: Shut up fatass
Jeremiah: Zachariah it’s spiritually in you right now
Zachariah: What the hell

Jeremiah: You’re spiritually pushing back on it rn

by The brisket gang June 21, 2024

I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan

by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025

Snakes be with you

Curse you / curses be upon you

Used to express disdain or when teasing

“I hate you.”
“Snakes be with you!”

by Sneakysnake101 September 28, 2025

you sausage

a word that people in the UK use when they are mad or done with something they don't want

you sausage

by cheeseburgers ahhhhhhh March 7, 2022

rob you

To give away free shoes. Usually after you took their shoes in the first place. Ya dig

I like you so much that I'm gonna rob you

by Elvis dogooder July 19, 2021