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Shit and Run

The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.
"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".
by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 6, 2014
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The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 12, 2021
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you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real
you can't make this shit up bro
by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025
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fuck jamet shit

to describe what jamet do, what jamet use, what jamet like

when you get really drunk and start acting goofy, you don’t care what people think about you, you don’t care what’s going on around you, you just… get shitfaced and have fun like fuck jamet
supono: yo, whachu think about this tees?

joko: that’s fuck jamet shit, man

jarwo: my gf just broke up with me, bru
agus: damn. let’s do some fuck jamet shit, bru
by jommytarvis275 December 25, 2024
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Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
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on no funny shit

when you say some thing funny then you try to be serious when you confront or roast some one.
by STE1234567890 May 1, 2018
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Shit Roll Invader

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse
All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!
by Sheep2000 August 6, 2016
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