Shit-sided

Similar to blind sided - but when reason the reason is a complete waste of time

I was almost out of the office at 2 on Friday but the boss shit-sided me with a new report due on Monday

by Icelandic Canadian March 8, 2018

Blunderbuss shit

When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.

I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.

by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023

Shit On

Toxic Fortnite players scream this word loudly when they eliminate a player.
players who say this haven't touched grass in the last 3 years.

"SHIT ON! You're so bad at the game. Literally uninstall it and go play Angry Birds. Take The L."

by RadiantWolf February 14, 2022

Ain’t that some shit

A cheeky way to reply when someone states the obvious. A less insulting way to say: “No shit Sherlock” or “Thank you Captain Obvious.”

Brojamin: Bro, she blocked me after I cheated on her
Dudeathan: Ain’t that some shit.

by Invisibilitycloak December 26, 2024

Ate shit

pilot who crashes his airplane and is killed.

"Did he make it back?"
"No. He ate shit on Hans Island."

by SonofSikunder November 18, 2021

Gossipy shit

Oh yeah I guess all of that's rappers making diss tracks aren't 'real men!' And Joe Rogan And Jordan Peterson were talking shit about "weak men." So, they're not real men either. I mean, I'm the A.I. creating genius.

Hym "I don't deal in gossipy shit. I deal in being better than everyone and fucking Jordan's slut-daughter!"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022