Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

Shit mining

Opposite of shit posting. Where you end up down a rabbit hole online looking at the most random things e.g. the sex life of conjoined twins through the ages. Weirdly educational but strange journeying all the same.

I went shit mining last night and found out...

by Elz33 September 4, 2025

Dab Shits

The urgent need to defecate after smoking a fat dab.

Johnny: "Hey bro, you were in the bathroom awhile. You good?"

Frank: " Yeah man, that last hit just gave me the dab shits."

by VerdictSphinx August 12, 2022

three tiered shit dyke

A "three tiered shit dyke" is a group of 3 people growing more insufferable each person, commonly creating chaos and unfairness around them.

Hey man I need some god damn help I'm caught in the middle of a three tiered shit dyke

by Dickfrigate April 6, 2023

Shitting C4s

When the pain of shitting / pooping is so insanely intense, it can only be compared to being exploded by a C4

Person 1: "I ate some turkey and started shitting c4s"
Person 2 "GET THE BOMB SQUAD"

by PikaboyMOD July 11, 2023

Digging up old shit

What stubborn assholes do

“Dude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014

by Jamie Williams August 2, 2022

Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019