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Shit that won't help you how to get rich as Elon musk.
Me at School:

"How the fuck will math help me get rich?"

The School: "Idk, but sin cos tan."
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Skip school day

December 4th is national skip school day, the teachers can’t get us in trouble if the whole school was off, so remember everyone skip school on December 4th!!
“Hey Eilidh, are you going to school tomorrow
“No Kacey, tomorrow is skip school day, nobody will be there”
by Secret penis worker December 3, 2019
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Langley Secondary School

A shit school located in Solihull. People here are tramps and wannabe chavs. The floors, tables and chairs are full of sticky chewing gum. Teachers here come and go all time - this literally explains how bad the school is.
by Woahwoahwoahhhh November 24, 2021
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Queens Metropolitan High School

A school in Forest Hills filled with Hispanics, Polish, Italian, and other such races. Doesn't matter where they're from because they all swear they're gangster (they're not and if you want non-loser friends you'll have to act semi-gangster too). Most of the bitches are arrogant and ugly as fuck and all the kids in the school are the same person, there is no individuality. They all do the same shit and herd together like sheep. In terms of academics, the school is alright, most teachers are really good at what they do and can help you out if you do what you're supposed to in class, but if you act like a dick the teachers are obviously gonna hate you.
Kid #1: Yo I met some girl from Queens Metropolitan High School

Kid #2: Bro she's 100% a treesh save yourself.

Kid #1: Idk man she kinda seems different.

Kid #2: There's no way, give it up.
by Mother Of Pearls September 12, 2019
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Nan hua high school

Nan hua high school is a school full of dirty minded people, especially in 2022 101 people. JOIN NCC YALL ITS SUPER FUN, ILL BE UR NCC SENIOR (currently sec 1 2022) JOIN NCC!! Okay, nan hua is an okay school with teachers that are okay, BUT THE CHINESE IS SUPER DIFFICULT, LIKE NORMAL CHINESE IS LIKE HIGHER CHINESE
“yo are u from nan hua high school
“Yeah, why”
y’all must be great in Chinese
by cheese bussy July 22, 2022
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School

Hearing your alarm clock at 6 wake you up you slam it to shut it down and a minute later your mom comes in your room and yells at you to wake up. You get out of your warm and cosy bed to eat a slice of bread as breakfast. You forget to shower and oh you don't have time for it. You put on some clothes and pack tour backpack with a fucking 100 kilograms of books and run out the door. You bycicle to school with the fucking backpack and you are late. The bycicle park is already full of other's bycicles and you just throw your bycicle somewhere.

You are late for class and the teacher teases you asking: 'Why are you late for school?' You say: 'I cou-' 'DETENTION!!' 'but-' 'ONE HOUR MORE DETENTION!!' And you take a seat all the way in the back while the whole class stares at you.

The bell rings and you go to the cafeteria and realize you don't have any money. Okay then I'll just starve here with my slice of bread?? The tables and chairs are filled with popular kids having 10 pounds of makeup on their face and having the newest iPhones. Ah well nokia does the same thing.

You go to your locker as a group of girls/guys walk up to you and beat you up and throw your books on the floor. The other kids not giving one fuck bout it.

After 7 cruel hours, You go home and take a shower and realize its almost 11 and still have homework to do. Finish some of them. And go to bed at 12. Waking up the next day like you had 1 minute of sleep.

And this goes on and on.
I hate school. It's not 'like' hell, it IS hell.
by Viviannn September 25, 2017
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Discovery Canyon Middle School

i hate my existence at discovery canyon middle school
by Kingleeyy April 24, 2019
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