National Wash ya ass day

Since the day you was born you should’ve been washing your ass. But no worries “National wash ya ass day” is a EVERY day holiday!!

“Why Your cooter smell septic..?”, Sorry i forgot national wash ya ass day ( everyday holiday )

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by Rileytahjaee August 2, 2022

i like ya cut g

To hit someone who got a new haircut

I said the Bob i like ya cut g

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

I like ya cut g

The thing you say when your about to slap someone in the back of the head.

Michael: I like ya cut g
*they slap jimmy in the back of the head*
Jimmy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

by Stranger.losers January 5, 2021

Hairier than ya mommas ass

A nigga caught up in hard times.

Damn I'm hungry than a M.F. up out here, ain't had a hair cut in bout 8 and 1/2 months. Got a nigga feeling hairier than ya mommas ass.

by SUMUDEEZNGZLKJSTLKEU September 1, 2016

ya dun fuck'd up now

You screwed up so bad that the consequences are the equivalent of getting fucked

Guy 1: Oh, I just teamkilled by accident!
Guy 2: OH YA DUN FUCK'D UP NOW!!

by oeiwghowir June 13, 2016

Scoop out ya poop shoot

When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend

*walks in a ice cream restaurant*
I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot

by Bihassniha124 November 8, 2019

ya better hide yo kids

If ANYONE ever says this to you, the are a MENACE you better grab your family and leave this earth. you cant escape you can only prolong the amount of time left before your family's bootyholes are torn including yours

you: hahahahaha
them: ya better hide yo kids
you: :0

by Ron Mc Don May 17, 2021