anyone who rooks out constantly, where life is a daily struggle for them. being more than just a rook; being more than just a rookie... this person is a rookie two shoes.
by GeeOhCee March 19, 2011
Get the rookie two shoesmug. When you stick up your middle finger and do the "up your ass"
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.
"I was walking on the sidewalk to get some food and there was a 40 year old lady screaming at me that I was living a life of sin. So I gave her the ole' one two
by Toon_Link_GotT September 7, 2016
Get the The ole' one twomug. Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.
by Chris Searle January 3, 2008
Get the Jimmy two Shitsmug. by *~kath~* June 2, 2008
Get the two shoe expressmug. John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?
Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.
Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.
by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011
Get the Square root of twomug. 
I took a shot of bottom shelf vodka last night, sent out twelve drunk texts, vomited, then passed out. I'm definitely a Two-Sip Kameron.
by Hurricane Sophia October 12, 2014
Get the Two-Sip Kameronmug.