Two timin hussie

A hoe

That’s two timin hussie had 3 girlfriends

by Mortyyyyy108899 June 2, 2018

Jimmy two Shits

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.

He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.

by Chris Searle January 3, 2008

two shoe express

refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride

"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."

by *~kath~* June 2, 2008

Johnny Two-Shot

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.

Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!

by Ice Represent September 3, 2010

Tartan two hander

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

by Gene Green February 27, 2011

rookie two shoes

anyone who rooks out constantly, where life is a daily struggle for them. being more than just a rook; being more than just a rookie... this person is a rookie two shoes.

Cameron got drunk and started spitting on girls, what a rookie two shoes.

by GeeOhCee March 19, 2011

Grab two beers

A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.

If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.

by TravelNewsDaily August 11, 2010