Two-Sip Kameron

When one is such a lightweight, they cannot control themselves after just a few sips of alcohol.

I took a shot of bottom shelf vodka last night, sent out twelve drunk texts, vomited, then passed out. I'm definitely a Two-Sip Kameron.

by Hurricane Sophia October 12, 2014

Jimmy two Shits

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.

He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.

by Chris Searle January 3, 2008

Grab two beers

A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.

If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.

by TravelNewsDaily August 11, 2010

two fingers on ya

Peace, or another way of saying goodbye

ill see you later, two fingers on ya

by tonya and troy July 14, 2006

The ole' one two

When you stick up your middle finger and do the "up your ass"
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.

"I was walking on the sidewalk to get some food and there was a 40 year old lady screaming at me that I was living a life of sin. So I gave her the ole' one two

by Toon_Link_GotT September 7, 2016

Two timin hussie

A hoe

That’s two timin hussie had 3 girlfriends

by Mortyyyyy108899 June 2, 2018

rookie two shoes

anyone who rooks out constantly, where life is a daily struggle for them. being more than just a rook; being more than just a rookie... this person is a rookie two shoes.

Cameron got drunk and started spitting on girls, what a rookie two shoes.

by GeeOhCee March 19, 2011