It's me, the new version of Josh Bywater! Josh Bywater 2 is more CONFIDENT, LOUDER and TALKATIVE than the original version of Josh Bywater.
by Auhsoj Retawyb September 27, 2009
hey rhys im a complete dickhead can i suck your dick to be in the friends group. oh yes josh coltman i will
by anonymous70707070707070070707 October 12, 2019
A large gamer that stays at home and jerks in front of his grandma. Strokes his cats often but will yell at Gus every five minutes. Often thought to be racist but isn’t so he says.
by RedRiotAngel September 13, 2020
A failed attempt at seducing or impressing someone or embarassing oneself while trying to seduce or impress someone. Trying to be smooth and failing.
Sitting on the arm of a couch to put an arm around a girl but then falling off the couch.
You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.
You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.
by atomicmonkey1122 December 08, 2013
by Etrade August 17, 2017
an absolute nigga who needs a shower. a complete bellend that's smothered with smegma. a critical mental patient who needs to be put down for the great good. josh turner is a loser
by pissy68ape November 26, 2021
Also known as The Josh King, or the ultimate Josh.
On April 24, 2021, Little Josh, a 4-year old boy, defeated hundreds of thousands of Joshes, and claimed the crown.
He is the chosen Josh, that's for sure.
On April 24, 2021, Little Josh, a 4-year old boy, defeated hundreds of thousands of Joshes, and claimed the crown.
He is the chosen Josh, that's for sure.
Teacher: I'm surprised you're the only one with this name, Little Josh.
Little Josh: Everyone else had to change their names cause I beat them all-
Reddit: F***ing legend.
Little Josh: Everyone else had to change their names cause I beat them all-
Reddit: F***ing legend.
by sdex June 01, 2021