sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

cherry fingers

When your fingering a girl and you pull your finger out and it's covered with blood

I fingered my girlfriend when she was on her period and I got cherry fingers

by BIGFATJUICYMEMEMAKER January 21, 2017

finger spin

A finger spin is when you shove your middle finger in a girls vagina then spin your finger left and right fast and repetitively.

Wow Jonny really gave me a finger spin last night .

I finger spinned her so hard last night.

by Hi people😂👌👈 July 6, 2017

trojan finger

When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.

Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.

by Tittsmcgee July 21, 2018

Batty Finger

An action in which the index finger (on either the left or right hand) is discreetly inserted into the rectum (batty *as the Jamaicans call the rectum*).

Jax and Blade were making out in the car, when Jax slipped Blade a quick batty finger.

by Ergh69 September 13, 2016

finger bro

Two men who have similar fingers that have become friends.

Hey , finger bro...we going out tonight?

by Ideasdude January 17, 2018

finger pleaser

The beauty and joy of a great metal guitar solo

That solo was a real finger pleaser!

by Sunny23uk March 9, 2021