Tartan two hander

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

by Gene Green February 27, 2011

Square root of two

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.

John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011

two shoe express

refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride

"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."

by *~kath~* June 2, 2008

Two timin hussie

A hoe

That’s two timin hussie had 3 girlfriends

by Mortyyyyy108899 June 2, 2018

Two thousand eighties

A saying for anything that resembles the 80's, yet was created in 2000 and beyond.

"Check out my neon leggins. Arent they tubular?"
"God Sarah, your soo two thousand eighties."

by pseudoben December 15, 2008

Grab two beers

A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.

If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.

by TravelNewsDaily August 11, 2010

shitty two-step

a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit

man I needed to shit and have sex; so I did the shitty two-step

by smallballer March 20, 2009