Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

Slap Peas

The side chick, the chick that means nothing. The one who ain't around for very long. The girl who always wants to be more but never can be.

"Nah dude we aren't dating she means nothing to me. She is just Slap peas, ya know? Cuz I am slappin' her peas ;/"

by iggysmalls123 May 26, 2018

hog slap

When you make a large grunt, like a hog and which you slap the shit out of your significant other.

Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!

by iughlokj April 15, 2018

slap the basin

To hit the toilet bowl with an enormous log of poo effectively slapping the basin of the toilet bowl.

Hey! did you slap the basin? It smells like shit in here and the toilet is brown.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 September 8, 2017

shitter slap

When a person gets an attitude adjustment by getting slapped while taking a dump

Nikki got a shitter slap to fix her attitude problem

by SPANKY1113 October 4, 2017

Happy slap

Verb. When a naked man bounces up and down causing his junk to slap together. The ideal slap consists of the penis hitting in-between the two balls of the sac.

The man got out of the shower and began to happy slap before drying off.

by Hottiecotty October 22, 2017

Slapped the basin

To take an enormous shit and have it hit the toilet bowl aggressively.

I had a bowl of chili last night, and this morning I slapped the basin. Now somebody needs to fix the toilet.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 31, 2017