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A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"
by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016
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Fruit Punch

When one mixes various fruit flavoured lubes and begins fisting their partner.
I gave my girlfriend a fruit punch in the ass as she sat on my face.
by Pizzaboy58 December 20, 2017
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fruit cup

A term usually used to describe a absurdly gay, or homosexual, person. However, it can also be used to describe someone when they are not thinking straight or acting stupid. It's commonly used to substitute words like "faggot," "retard," "douche bag," or even "piece of shit" if you want to spice things up.
What are you a fucking fruit cup?
Get your head out of your ass you fruit cup!
Now that guy definitely has to be a major fruit cup.
by Robbie Cringe April 20, 2017
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Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.
‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”
by kirby1000 May 29, 2022
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Fruit booter

One who Rollerblades professionally or for other reasons.
Dude Spicoli was seen fruitbootin to disco after he signed Fruit booter contract at his neighbors pool party last summer.
by snickurz72 May 19, 2022
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fruit waxer

Amanda went to John's house to help him wax his fruit. Fruit waxer
by Fruitytoots April 20, 2017
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Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.
This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.
by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021
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