talkin turkey

Discussing business

At the trap talkin turkey

by CheefQweef May 15, 2018

Turkey

Someone who's intentions are obvious. While usually negative, it can be used as a way of showing respect to someone who doesn't have to lie.

Y'all some turkeys. Don't try and pull one on me.

That man is turkey bro he'll tell you what you're doing wrong

by BrotherlyDemolitionist85 March 5, 2025

Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)

“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.

by Banmi June 8, 2024

Turkey neck

Person being..silly or acting wild in a turkey neck kinda way

Stop being a turkey neck

by Bunas Brill August 13, 2022

turkey gizzard

They lose wavy vagina skin hanging down off ones vagina

I pulled down carols pants to descover she had turkey gizzard the size of an Arby's melt.

by Mr.hangdown September 1, 2017

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025