A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"
"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
Get the Captain Sofamug. Brandon McCartney realized that hip hop today has more haters than there are people who praise what they actually like. So he hit the mall, swagged himself up, and went to work writing hilarious, self-conceited raps ever. Through websites like MySpace and Twitter (this was back when MySpace was a thriving community and the success of Facebook was a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's eye) he gained an online following and now has 5 albums out, thanks to the haters. By becoming this "persona", he's giving 0101010, a co-sign.
by 6 Kiss August 15, 2022
Get the Captain 66mug. An extremely attractive young lady, the most beautiful girl you’ve laid eyes on, someone you treasure in your heart dearly
by Disney infinity April 6, 2024
Get the Captainmug. When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
by SaladAss-_-7 July 14, 2021
Get the Captain Save-Some-Foodmug. Captain is short for captain moron. You refer captain moron to those who are so stupid. But you shorten it to captain so the person doesn’t know what you’re talking about.
by Organic avocado October 1, 2018
Get the Captainmug. by ULTIMATE October 25, 2016
Get the Captain Shartacusmug. by someone you will never know August 17, 2017
Get the captain stupidmug.