Shit Stain

Someone who leaves a mark on your life you hope that no one else notices. You do your best to clean them up right away attempting to hide any odor, or prevent further markings. Later, you give them a good scrubbing, hoping they have not permanently stained the fabric of your existence

You thought she was all that, but after a little more time together, you were glad she only met a few of your friends, so hardly anyone saw the shit stain she left on you

by Reverend Fister April 18, 2018

Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.

Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.

by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018

gas station slut

a whore. may be used by douche bags to describe the type of person that would pay to get titty fucked.

You can both suck my whole dick you fucking gas station sluts

by pu$$y monster September 12, 2017

Bacon Station

The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.

1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy

Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.

by boof_or_die October 4, 2017

squirt stains

Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.

Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.

by Oxdaman October 27, 2017

Cum stain

Yum yum

Oi oi can I eat some cum stain with ye

by Frickman December 5, 2017

abbott-stain

When one runs from the chamber to avoid a vote on an important issue.

see: abstain
see: Australian EX Prime Minister
see: Marriage Equality

The man was such a chicken - bitched about the entire process then coudlnt event vote cos he didn't want to be on the wrong side of history so he Abbott-stained.

by RoccosModernStrife December 8, 2017