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Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark
by KRoo May 19, 2024
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Shark bait

The action of pulling your cock out in the ocean and wiggling it around like a worm so a fish comes up and eats it and drags you through the water and rips your cock off
Me: aye bro tryna go shark fishing
Bro: yea imma try out this new move called Shark Bait
by WIFFL3S67 November 8, 2025
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Shark

A scary, mean thing that is huge and will eat anything they see. (Including humans) They usually prey during the day and they love to swim.
A SHARK is very mean.
by Ry-Ry 123 August 31, 2020
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Shark

Somebody’s bitch, or a girl that’s always with them.
Yeah me and my shark was out yesterday, bitch not cute but she slobbed me.
by elivvsargas April 13, 2019
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Shark tooth

This connotes someone with shark teeth.Often looks puzzly,like a maze,like a bag of skittles, like someone threw a brick at it.You can often catch this person flossing with peculiar objects ranging from a mattress to a pillow to even car tyres.
You have shark tooth it looks wonderful
by Jj176 August 6, 2023
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Virtue Shark

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.
"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!
by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025
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Shark Day

Let us be joyous in remembering Feb 8th as Shark Day.
by WhoisDis425 February 8, 2022
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