Rock Pocket

What happens to a Hot Pocket after you cook it too long and it becomes resistant to human teeth.

Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!

Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.

by ishotjrandilikedit October 26, 2011

Sober as a rock

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.

Claire is sober as a rock.

by original_prankster November 3, 2016

Rock Knockers

The basketball hoop used in Australia with no backboard
The nickname 'Rock Knockers' were given to these hoops because Australian outback heat caused normal basketballs to explode, so people threw rocks at the hoops causing a knocking sound to occur hence the name 'Rock Knockers'

Bogan 1: "Oi cunt pull up to the court and run some 1s"
Bogan 2: "Sure mate I've been grinding these Rock Knockers and they've given me deadly accuracy
Bogan 1: "Bet mate put the shrimp on the barbie"

by Azusaane November 20, 2022

urchin rock

similar to indie rock but with less posing and a lack of personal hygiene ... an indulgence in crack pipes and constant reminders of their working class background also helps define this genre

pete doherty, singer of babyshambles and dominic masters of the others can be said to be the pioneers of urchin rock

"i'm too cool and working class for radiohead i prefer urchin rock ala the libertines, that pete doherty looks like he needs a good wash etc"

by cagoules! August 31, 2005

Rock bag

A game played by filling a bag with rocks and chucking it at each other.

Guy #1 there's nothing to do...

Guy #2 rock bag?

by The Squish July 28, 2010

Scrape the rock

Doing the easiest task in a group project.

Jeff - Tommy, can you print 5 copies of this?

Tommy - Sure, somebody has to scrape the rock

by Sutherland604 July 6, 2011

cumming on a rock

When your completely out of options and you spill your cum on a rock.

With the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your cock.

your so dumb, you dad should have been cumming on a rock instead of your moms fat pussy

by Greasy Guru November 18, 2015