cap off

when one can no longer produce sperm from jerking off too much

Man I cap off last night with emma

by Elimantler23 October 26, 2017

Scat Cap

When someone poopies in your hat and you wears it on yo’s head

Gee wiz man that homeless guy pooped in my hat and I didn’t realize it and I put it on

“Look at that Scat Cap” (hat filled with poopy)

by StankWaffle February 10, 2022

bussing bussing no baseball caps

when your friend asks how the food is

this food is bussing bussing no baseball caps and it is really good

by dcdiecder August 13, 2023

Baseketball Cap

A hat that is so extreme in design (wether it be funny, scary, shocking etc) that it will psych-out the opposing Baseketball player into missing his shot, the varieties of Basketball Caps are limitless.

You Paul Gadd wannabie! I can't believe you psyched me out with your Baseketball Cap! Please remove your finger from my Rectal Cavity right now you jerk i know you dont own a P.H.D.

by Robby O'licious Bacon December 13, 2007

Cap

Slang term for "lie" or "joke*
Bullshit, or "I don't believe it" or "no way" = cap

Like "no joke" as in "I'm not lying" as in "for real I'm serious" = no cap

Bullshit bro, you're lying, I call cap.
OR
In my opinion dude, that song was lit, no cap!

by BL0M June 15, 2021

Cap

Cap is problem. To cap is to cause/give problem to (someone or something).

Ey bro, we need to pull up and cap the guy who's messing with my gal

by EpicRawl July 1, 2020

Cap

Two girls who are BFF and ride or dies. A cap is someone you can trust with all your heart and know that you will never regret it. They will get into a fight for you, they wont ask what happen they will just swing at the girl who you was going at it with. They will be the first one swinging and the last one swinging in a fight for you. They are ruthless when it comes to girls messing with there CAP ! They are SISTERS/Other half/ROD/BFF/ Parthner N' Crime

girl 1 : idgaf about you .... you want to start something come on
girl who girl 1 is arguing with: stfu u aint going to do nothing
(CAP hears the arguement )
CAP: (RUNS AND ASK GIRL 1 IF THERES A PROBLEM)
girl 1: yeah this...
CAP : (before girl 1 can even finish her cap is already kicking girl 2 ass

by isi && brookie January 15, 2011