cow corn

A hick woman(barely) who believe anything they are told and are always a narcissist. The think they are a 10 but are only a 3 on their very best day.

She thought she was peaches and cream but was only cow corn.

by Boomgoo January 24, 2021

Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ April 30, 2018

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole

I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I went to the bathroom and sprayed out an atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 04, 2021

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 04, 2021

Atomic Cow

A dairy cow poisoned with radiation.

This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.

by volcano.man August 07, 2021