Luke

Luke…Luke has a massive cock, Luke knows how to please a girl in the bedroom, Luke is a true specimen of a man, Luke is the definition of a god
Luke is worshiped in man places as perfect
by Bigladluke November 22, 2021
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Luke Moran

A big fat ugly bully who thinks he runs spenny cause his dad is rich, this man thinks he is better than everyone but really just bites kids toe nails, his dad will put his jumbo John sausage up your bum if you go in his house, he also loves kids bum, if you see a Luke Moran run
There’s a Luke Moran you best run
by Big dirty paki June 21, 2020
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luke-ing

Faking that you are high; pretending you are high to make others think you are cool. (originated from my friend luke, who is well known for faking drunk when me and a friend gave him non-alcoholic soda, saying it was vodka and he started to say "i feel tipsy" or "im drunk as fuck".
"Is John high?"

"No, he's just luke-ing."
by laiflafd March 4, 2018
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The Luke and George Show

A national radio show aimed at the 16-24 year old mentally defficient.... truly a show of the gods
The Luke and George show, national radio 1.....
by presenterofradio September 4, 2005
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Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.
Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke
by shrekussy March 30, 2023
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Luke

Ginger cunt who hasnt got a soul and likes little kids
You fuckin luke! your going to spend life in prison
by oakie_08 March 8, 2023
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Luke

You’re so Luke
by BigManIsMe May 31, 2019
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