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Jordan

A little bitch who get’s no bitches and is really short.
Damn he gets no bitches his name must be Jordan.
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jordan ashleigh

she is the baddest of baddest bitches 💅🏽 girl can suck sum dick!! can steal your man quick. most likely has nose piercings & a beautiful smile. 😀 lonely on the inside & overthinks alot but strives to be a nfl wife. 🙏🏽
by realassho November 22, 2021
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Jordan

A Jordan has good style good hair good face good personality very sarcastic super bad at spelling and basic math, but very good at hard math and goes sicko mode all day all night
Jordan: Hi
Me: Hey Jordan I’m in love with you
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Jordan

The sexiest cunt alive. Jordans get all the bitches. If u see a Jordan with blue eyes, brown hair, and a nice beard. Take him and don’t let him go. He’s the biggest sex god there is. Can make you cum in just 2 seconds of his fat huge cock inside you. Jordan’s are the best. Go and get you’re very own Jordan now.
1: wow who is that over there?!
2: that’s jordan. The one with the big ass dick :)
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Jordan

A Jordan is a fucking GOD walking amongst utter scum
“He’s such a legend, he must be a Jordan!”
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jordan rumbles

A jordan Rumbles is one of the greatest guys you’ll ever meet. He is kind, loving, patient and trustworthy. He will always keep your secrets, and drive you to work when your car decides not to work.

He is hard working, he doesn’t take the easy way out because he knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. He only has a small circle of friends who he trusts and absolutely adores.

He inspires you to do better, to be better.

He has an amazing sense of humor, it’s so good that you continue to be friends after he rejects you the first time you tried to kiss him. He has cute fluffy blonde hair and adorable freckles on his nose!

Jordan Rumbles is a good listener, he is always there. He is my best friend. You’d do anything for a Jordan Rumbles..
Jordan Rumbles is the perfect example of a great man.
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Jordan

An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.

Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often
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