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smack bean

An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.

eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.
‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.
by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019
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bean freaker

Someone or something that defies the laws of logic or reality: through its perception, literallyfreaks ones bean (mind)
The idea of the Higgs boson literally freaks my bean.

Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.
by TLiT July 18, 2012
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Tot Bean

Tot is a nickname for cute small guys.
Girl *whispers* :Hes A TOT BEAN
Girl 2 *whispers* :GIRL U CRA-Z
by HaidynAvery May 16, 2017
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Kalie Bean

one who is sweet, sexy, beautiful inside and out,will rock your socks off, and make you feel like your the most important person in the world. She will never leave you, will always help you get out of trouble...AFTER she laughs at you for getting caught. And in the end she will be the sister you never had but wish you had <3
I wish my sister was named Kalie Bean and not ____.
by loverXfighter November 9, 2011
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missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.
Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied
by beanyboi July 30, 2018
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pussy bean

the bean inside of a girls pussy they play with when bored
when u r fucking a girl and they go ohhhhhhhhhh and start fingering there pussy bean
by big man 1 2 3 4 April 21, 2020
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bean brigade

I was gonna heat up my food in the microwaves but then the bean brigade showed up and occupied all the microwaves.
by Lord of the beans February 27, 2021
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