hood whoop

when someone trashy is going to beat the shit out of you.

she’s a trashy ho she’ll hood whoop you.

by anonymous2236 June 4, 2018

Pulled a Hooded

1) When you tilt and make a excuse.
2)When you're toxic

Bouse pulled a Hooded at Respect-sama when he didn't have enough guild fame for the week. Bummer...

by Respect-sama November 26, 2016

Open Hood

A car “signal” to others with the same type of mental syndrome.

Human: We should help that person, the car has an open hood.
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.

(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶

by MariaGuadalupe August 7, 2019

The Hood

The Hood is short for the neighborhood, that rappers shorten to say fluently in rap without sounding stupid. it all started by Romnz Romano. i have his permission.

im from the hood, what up though?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

Chronic Hood Syndrome

When a nigga is so hood that it goes beyond just being hood. It becomes an actual condition.

"Look at this fool. He came to my daughter's graduation with a comb in his hair half unbraided, and a grape ice pop in his mouth."

"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."

by rudebitch99 November 15, 2018

Morning hood

A female’s version of morning wood.

I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.

by Bronn22 May 18, 2022