Human ice popsicle 

Licking the body of someone with a long object in their ass, usually in cold temperatures. The person being licked is often physically restrained with bondages.

i cant find a way to put this is a sentence so have “human ice popsicle” in quotation marks

Human ice popsicle by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 7, 2019

Human Praying Mantis 

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.

Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.

Human Praying Mantis by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019

Human Vibrater

When one has sex with an epileptic chick while having clap on clap off lights.

The clapping of her cheeks rapidly switches the lights on and off, giving her a seizure and creating a vibrating effect.

"Man, it was amazing using my new clap on clap off lights with Rebecca, she turned into a human vibrater!"

Human Vibrater by SeaBass666 January 18, 2020

Human Totem Pole 

A girl lays down with her chest touching the floor and her face looking straight up (chin to floor); a guy then sticks his penis inside of the girls ass and proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her while placing his head, looking up, on top of hers; next (Straight) a girl with a strap sticks the dildo inside the guys ass, or (Homosexual) a guy sticks his fully erect penis inside of the other guys ass, and then proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her or him placing her or his head on top of his; next a guy sticks his penis inside the girls or guys ass and proceeds to lay down on top of her or him placing his head on top of hers or his forming a connected totem pole of human heads.

Best friend: “Bro, couples night got crazy last night. We had 6 people in a Human Totem Pole. It was badass.”

Or

Ex-best friend: “Bro, I’m sorry. I thought it was my turn in the human totem pole.”

Human Totem Pole by ClaRak January 21, 2020

Human

Unnecessary creature living on planet number nine

I hate the human

Human by Calvin the Cat October 26, 2020

Human

A race of hairless apes with violent tendencies and emotional outbursts.

Those humans are always waging against each other!

Human by UnivrrsalMan November 30, 2020

Human Experience 

The journey

" What are you looking for on Hing." H replied "the complete human experience"

Human Experience by hakanoodles March 7, 2021