go midevil on his ass

when a skinny white guy gets pissed off and than proceeds to beat the shit out of someone

"holy shit man, look at that white guy go midevil on his ass!"

by Bishop March 16, 2004

when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.

Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.

by Some other random guy November 30, 2020

hi there sorry to bother you

hi there sorry to bother you

hi there sorry to bother you

by wowza666 June 8, 2019

hi my name is not bob

Ur not bob.

Hi my name is not bob.

by myusernameis23tunaj March 22, 2022

packing a soda can in his pants

Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.

He was packing a soda can in his pants

by MILF 49 June 1, 2018

giving a guy candy for his birthday

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013