Finger parade

When one bombards another person with numerous, repeated middle fingers.

This bitch cut me off driving so I totally finger paraded her!

by Aprilshowers April 14, 2009

Finger Talking

used to describe someone who is constantly text messaging their friends.

I was out with Bill and the whole night he kept finger talking with his girlfriend.

by Honkhogan82 October 7, 2008

Finger Ferret

Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups

The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.

The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

teddy finger

The process in which you stimulate a female's clitorius with your whole hand.

John Johnson gave that bitch the teddy finger

by tim dunkins February 17, 2014

DJ fingers

When a DJ or music producer adds a small flourish of finger movement after turning a knob to make the action seem more important than it really is.

"Dude, this DJ has some serious skills!"
"Don't be fooled by his DJ fingers, all he's doing is turning a knob..."

by Psychic Vibe June 4, 2014

Taintch Fingers

The cheesy, poo smell that sticks to your entire hand for far too long after taking care of a Taintch.

Puh lease wash those Taintch Fingers.

I purposefully shook my exes hand with my Taintch Fingers.

by Sir Shartsalot July 2, 2014

fingering mood

When one is in insatiable need of a fingering.

Hey baby! Are you in the fingering mood?

by Beaver Johnson December 21, 2014