Finger Butty

The art of sliding ones fingers into a females oraphisis

'You see her over there? She's getting a finger butty tonight'

by Elroberto August 4, 2016

Nutter Finger

When one is wiping after taking a poo and their finger pops through the toilet paper causing one to get shit on their fingers.

Get to ply tissue. I don't want to get a Nutter Finger.

by AshMashey August 14, 2016

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

Wedding Finger

The act of trying butt stuff for the first time, specifically involving the ring finger on the left hand while consummating the marriage.

"So, did how did Chad perform on the wedding night?"

"Pretty good, but he insisted on getting the Wedding Finger in. Otherwise, I can't complain."

by TheClamBurgular August 12, 2016

Trigger Fingers

When somebody is mad about something and takes their anger out online instead of actually doing something proactive to fix it

"Instead of having trigger fingers, why don't you actually try to fix it"

by Gracvy March 30, 2022

Foreskin fingers

When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing

Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"

by Smallad_flingers July 26, 2023

Finger parade

When one bombards another person with numerous, repeated middle fingers.

This bitch cut me off driving so I totally finger paraded her!

by Aprilshowers April 14, 2009