Skip to main content

Family

They will not be there when you want then, but they will be there when you need them.
by Stansolari August 16, 2019
mugGet the Familymug.

Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
by tbergman July 13, 2011
mugGet the Scrambled familymug.

The bad moccasin family

The bad moccasin's are a family, or aka more like an a cult
"The bad moccasin family is coming over today"
by Ridindownlow67 July 20, 2022
mugGet the The bad moccasin familymug.

The Family Man

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse into another life, since the audience is supposed to think he didn't appreciate the one he had.
Don Cheadle was not the natural comedian and lover people thought he was trying to be in The Family Man. They could tell he really wanted Nicholas Cage dead, because he hated Nicholas Cage enough to want him dead, and they could see it in his eyes.
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021
mugGet the The Family Manmug.

Happy Family sticker misfit

The phenomenon where a car that only has 1 row of seating but has Happy Family sticker sticked on its rear windshield anyway, defeating the original intention of the Happy Family sticker.
I saw a sports car with a Happy Family sticker on it—total Happy Family sticker misfit! How can they claim to have three kids when there’s barely room for two passengers?
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
mugGet the Happy Family sticker misfitmug.

family kid

" Invented by Juggalo Youtube Personality ChildsPlayNinja (CPN)".
A term used in the Juggalo world used to describe Juggalos who are only into the scene for the "Family" aspect. Family Kids can be either kids or adults. Juggalos who try to pull the "Family" card every time they find themselves in a confrontation with other Juggalos. Family Kids will also attempt to guilt trip other Juggalos} using the "Family" card, in order to gain favors.
You are just a Family kid.

"Come on man, we're supposed to be Family". Get out of here Family Kid.
by ChildsPlayNinja April 18, 2017
mugGet the family kidmug.

Family Beating

When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.
I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.
by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021
mugGet the Family Beatingmug.

Share this definition