Up your date

When something or someone is up your arse.

It can be literally or figuratively.

If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.
"This bloody Ford Ranger is driving up your date man."
by SawaDough June 05, 2022
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pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet
Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend
by TTJR November 15, 2015
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dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
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Groundhog date

Makes a reference to the film Groundhog Day.
A groundhog date is when you have the same date over and over again, by taking your dates to the same places and having the same conversations, so that it feels like the same date being repeated but with different women.
Krish- We watched Groundhog Day on all my first dates

Bhakti- ah! So you did a groundhog date?
Krish- nice! I’ll claim this word on urban dictionary now!
by Romy8780 March 26, 2018
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yellow coffee cup date

The moment, at your local diner when meeting a suspected blossoming friendship for an extra curricular activity for the first time, when the waiter randomly delivers two classic earthenware coffee cups to you and your friend whom you, again realize is this fabulous person, who most ardently believes in the universes general guidance, a coffee cup in her favorite color and you realize you will be friends forever.
Yesterday, I had a yellow coffee cup date with Malarie, we really understand each other.
by Svonperson March 11, 2017
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date this Friday

Going out for dinner and stay awake the whole night
by Gbri.rz March 28, 2024
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Moped date

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.
That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!
by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018
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