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Rest date

Rest Date is a term used when someone dies and you need the date of their death. The day they "laid to rest".
Ex.

Sarah: My mother died last year.
Dr: What was her rest date?

Sarah: Dec. 9th
by TERMinator216 July 30, 2016
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donut date

Getting rimmed soon after pooping so that the anus takes on the appearance of a chocolate donut.
Chris and Yamin are gonna have a donut date
by Dammit Lee! December 6, 2017
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Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.
Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
by skiutah January 6, 2011
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August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀
It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date
by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022
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dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.
Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
by sick66 December 3, 2010
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date-traitor

noun *offensive*

(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else

(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person

**ORIGIN**

The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
by DieselDorky16 November 7, 2018
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Date and Dash

Dating someone and dashing out of it after a month or two abruptly.
This guy date and dashed his girlfriend and went for another girl straight after. What a man whore!
by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022
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