club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 November 5, 2010

reverse card

The reverse card is the most powerful weapon known to all of man kind.
We all goin die

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: *uses reverse card
Guy 2: *dies

by StYOupiD October 4, 2019

Furry Credit Card

When a women uses someone who wants to have sex with her for goods or services.

Becky is broke but she'll use that "Furry Credit Card " to smoke out tonight.

Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!

Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!

by Dusty Nuggets June 4, 2018

Uno reverse card

The only counter against "no u" known to mankind. With this knowledge, you have the power to destroy the world.

Me: Ur mom has multible gays of great sizes
Other person: No u
Me: *Shows an uno reverse card*
Other person: *Fucking dies*

by Hitler1889 March 8, 2018

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022

Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021