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sugar bucket

A beautiful, sweet white girl with half colored hair
by K9dademon May 30, 2020
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bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium.

$600 was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy the stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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plasterers bucket

Plasterers Bucket
After a night of anal sex, his /her arse was like a plasterers bucket.
by Frenchy Leeds August 5, 2018
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Chum Bucket

A prison or jail cell where only homosexual men are held.
“He in here actin a little too feminine, boutta have the CO’s throw him in the Chum Bucket .”
by PeppyDisSide May 11, 2022
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bucket of bolts

A noisy old machinery (usually an old car)
I still use my good old bucket of bolts car
by Charming Predator January 24, 2017
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rusty chum bucket

The act of peeing & Pooping in a rusty Bucket while on ur period then feeding it to you partner
"Yeah Stephen let me give him a rusty chum bucket last night"
by Buggy123 December 11, 2024
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Clanking Buckets

a word used to describe that act of having sexual intercourse without having to use the word sex.

fucking in a happy state of mind.

fucking in a bucket in a bucket factory.
" when do you think Ashley and Steve will be clanking buckets!"
by savannah douglas October 2, 2011
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