Brandon

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.

Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse

by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021

Brandon

To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.

Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)

by hassle hospital November 7, 2021

Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023

Brandon Bernier

A very cool kid that gets the girls

Brandon Bernier gets all the girls

by Astro jack April 14, 2022

brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone

that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls

by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020

Brandon

BRANDON IS A BITCH LIKE BRO IS A BUCK TEETH BIGBACK DWARF MENACE

Brandon's a bitch and a womanizer (male slut) please don't talk to fucking BRANDON of all ppl🥲

by ITSKAYKAYBITCHS January 31, 2025

Brandon

hot salad

Brandon loves hot salad

by refaifiefaerfsreergs June 30, 2022