half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.

friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"

by the engineer April 2, 2013

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Second Half Syndrome

When a sports team goes into the first half of the game strong and goes to shit during the second half

The Raptors have some pretty bad second half syndrome, did you see them against the wizards?

by jijuju May 30, 2018

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half-acoon american

a stupid/ugly person

Shut up you half-acoon American

by blishi February 13, 2019

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Progressive Half-Culture

Invented for those who feel that they have been judged by history, or at least that they are falling, but who still strut in front of their peers as if they were an interior elite.
--Negative Dialectics, T. Adorno

Rappers and theories on black pharohs are examples of progressive half-culture.

by Filthy Schmuck August 23, 2020

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half-ass handy

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

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Half Gal Challenge

A task that requires you and a partner to successful polish off a handle of any liquor through the duration of the night while not sharing any with non-competitors.

Roomate #1 :"How did you destroy the house this bad, it was just you and that one guy here last night ?"

Roomate #2 :"Half Gal Challenge Bro"
Roomate #1: "I understand"

by Barbarosa4Life1990 November 8, 2011

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