anal rippage

Anal Rippage has two definitions:
1) Anal sex performed, however goes horribly wrong, usually when the man's penis is too large for the reciever (man or woman recieving anal) and causes internal bleeding.
2) When somebody rips(copies) somebody so bad, it could only be considered as anal rippage, the most faggotry and intense conformity of all.

1)Porno Paul: How do you like that, bitch?
Supposed slut: Oooh Paul, that's so hot!
*5 minutes later* Slut: I'm bleeding! OOOARRRGHH!!
Porno Paul: Anal Rippage! Nooooooooooooooooooo
2)Trivium: Shall we 'cover' Metallica for our new album, The Crusade?
Kirk Hammetts brain: Anal Rippage! We will sue your asses!
Matt Heafy: I hope this album is successful so I can get fucked by Kirk Hammett.
Rest of Trivium: OMGZ Did you just say that out loud? That's anal rippage...(1)

by James Fletcher March 31, 2007

anal babies

The result of anal sex.

Me and Janet were making anal babies last night.

by Rik Jameson May 24, 2006

anal cough

Basically Another Way Of Saying:
Pass The Gas
Fart
Puup

Break The Wind
Eeze
Shart

Gassed
Ass Wind

Aaron:Do You Smell That!
Serayia:Ye You Anal Coughed

by LegendaryUrban October 16, 2018

ANAL THERAPY

The feeling of slow penetration into the butt

I need some anal therapy

by dank memmes June 29, 2016

anal squirt

When two people are having sex and clear liquid from your pussy squirts out

Girl: I love it when you make me have an anal squirt

by Jdjdhdjsjja September 2, 2019

the anal punisher

The sex act in which ones thumb is fully penetrated into your partners anus, and the rest of your hand grips the ass cheek.

Honey, my ass is so tight! Could you please do the anal punisher?

by anal theif April 1, 2015

Anal Erection

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into the ass of someone of any gender, and getting an erection with the penis already inside of the ass.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna do anal?
Girl: I'm afraid it will hurt too much...
Guy: We can try an anal erection.

by Old_Ben January 4, 2018