a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)
by mickeydickens March 17, 2025
Get the emily calladinemug. Boy 1: dude look it’s the whore, Emily.
Boy 2: the whores also a furry run bro!!
Boy 1: wait let’s give her some dog treats!
Boy 2: great idea bro.
Boy 2: the whores also a furry run bro!!
Boy 1: wait let’s give her some dog treats!
Boy 2: great idea bro.
by Shy beans fiancée 🫶 January 30, 2023
Get the Emilymug. Emily is the most caring person in the world, she’s always there for you no matter what, she is beautiful even if she doesn’t think it, she is a kind spirited person, she’s the one who you want to keep around, she’s very shy but will open up to you if you let her and give her time, she’s the love of my life, and will always be the love of my life, she doesn’t know how important she is to me, she has beautiful blue eyes that i could look at for hours, her laugh is my favorite thing about her, shes the only girl i want
Emily is bonita
by aaliyah_mathis March 22, 2023
Get the Emilymug. by hottie2346678997654332256 January 20, 2019
Get the maggie emily melendezmug. Someone who will always be down for a rough fuck and no one thinks is a whore. She is also very sensitive and just wants to settle down with a boo. She has great taste in music and everyone is slightly afraid of her (really afraid of her.) She carries a knife with her everywhere just in case.
by Angelic_Death December 12, 2019
Get the Emilymug. An Emilie is a very rare & special creature. Stories have been told about her beauty, capability to brighten up people's lives & ability to pleasure her partner.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
by Hermansen December 28, 2021
Get the Emiliemug. Emily Kuenstle is a very nice and pretty girl, however she can be very crazy around her real friends. She laughs like a horse on steroids but it's very attractive to some people. She yells about how much she wants dick a lot, but truly she is looking for a long term relationship with a nice attractive boy going by the name Zac Efron.
by libbbbyyyyyy55 February 7, 2018
Get the Emily Kuenstlemug.