Noodle toodling

Verb ; the act of playing with mans flaccid penis.

Even though I am an older gentlemen, I can still enjoy a good noodle toodling.

by Thepoonmaster January 26, 2021

Noodles

A neck.

Dem noodles doe.

by Napmaster9000 July 13, 2017

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.

While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!

by Agergarth March 25, 2023

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

Noodles

In the term of saying the word "Nudes" but in secret so others won't understand.

Individual 1: Damn last night was lit, got some noodles from Jane.

Individual 2: oh damn sweet bro.

Individual 3: what the hell are u talking about???

by Ralph the producer January 7, 2017

Noodle

A term given to a very small thin penis

When he dropped his pants I needed a a magnifying glass to see his Noodle

by Bumol'e August 1, 2016