Noodle-mouthing

Receiving oral sex from someone who has a mouth full of cooked noodles.

John: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Steve: Oh, the usual. Just some making-out, fingering, noodle-mouthing...

John: Lucky guy.

Steve: I know.

by NayaFreya November 9, 2011

Giggle noodles

Another word for weed.
It gets it's meaning from that weed makes you giggle and the word noodles from ramen noodles for which stoners normally eat after getting stoned.

Dude 1: I'm gonna go get some giggle noodles.
Dude 2 (unknowing): Um.... yea, I could go for some spaghetti also.
Dude 1: Yea, after I eat my giggle noodles.

by omgwtfbbbqqq February 11, 2009

Wet noodle

A limp dick energy having person, giving weak energy in response to someone else’s good mood.

Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.

by Blackeyedsuzy November 8, 2025

noodle banged

Fucking a girl with a limp dick.

“Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”

by Gayfag September 26, 2017

Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.

Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?

by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009

shnoodle noodle

it is another word for cum or it can be also used as an insult

there was shnoodle noodle all over the bed sheets

you're such a shnoodle noodle

by thecranberry October 21, 2010

noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks

Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend

by Lil Blitz May 25, 2018