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Luke mcgivern

Oh boy I’m Luke mcgivern and I’m an Asian with a small willy
by Imaginedragonmyballsonyourface October 19, 2019
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Luke

Luke is a simp.who says up all night playing video games he is such a simp that he only talks to one girl.
by Wenette October 8, 2020
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Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.
I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.
by Patjbg January 11, 2024
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Luke

Damn Luke has a Luke
by PoolGuy1234 December 27, 2018
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Luke

Luke is the greatest human being to ever exist on this planet. He is also super handsome.
by Lukeishandsome November 21, 2021
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Saint lukes

Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021
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Luke

Luke is a popular and funny guy, everyone wants to be his friend and every girl has a crush on him. He had like 8273737363 girlfriends before but he never cheated. He is tall, has the prettiest eyes and can be really sweet. But he also gets really annoyed when you’re always in a bad mood or pissed because of nothing, then he will just ignore you. Because he’s a really happy person and won’t get pissed just because you’re in a bad mood for no reason. But he’s also a good listener when you really have a problem, he understands and tries to help you in every way. He’s very caring and gets jealous fast. If you know a Luke, don’t lose him! He’s a keeper and you won’t find a boy like him so fast <3
Girl.1: I met Luke yesterday he’s so funny and handsome!
Girl.2: I know right! He’s so perfect!
by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022
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