Asian with small willy
by Imaginedragonmyballsonyourface October 19, 2019
Get the Luke mcgivernmug. Luke is a simp.who says up all night playing video games he is such a simp that he only talks to one girl.
by Wenette October 8, 2020
Get the Lukemug. by Patjbg January 11, 2024
Get the Cool hand Lukemug. by Lukeishandsome November 21, 2021
Get the Lukemug. Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021
Get the Saint lukesmug. Luke is a popular and funny guy, everyone wants to be his friend and every girl has a crush on him. He had like 8273737363 girlfriends before but he never cheated. He is tall, has the prettiest eyes and can be really sweet. But he also gets really annoyed when you’re always in a bad mood or pissed because of nothing, then he will just ignore you. Because he’s a really happy person and won’t get pissed just because you’re in a bad mood for no reason. But he’s also a good listener when you really have a problem, he understands and tries to help you in every way. He’s very caring and gets jealous fast. If you know a Luke, don’t lose him! He’s a keeper and you won’t find a boy like him so fast <3
by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022
Get the Lukemug. 