Cow Tipping

Having sexual intercourse with an exceedingly fat, ugly girl.

“Bad times yo - Dwayne hasn’t got his end away in over a month and had to resort to some ‘Cow Tipping’ last weekend.”

by Gully Mouse March 27, 2015

cow fapper

the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.

"i got molested by a cow fapper"

"damn that sucks ass"

by adjnadfjfdau February 28, 2023

Cow

Your mother

Your mother is a cow

by anonymous February 21, 2022

Cow extract

The milk of a cow, which is not a liquid nor is it a juice. It is actually called Cow Extract.

"Milk is also called Cow Extract, since it is extracted from a cow.

by Extractwoman October 13, 2019

My cow

A pointless game played during a car ride where one spots a cow, says my cow and therefore owns that cow or multiple cows. The person that calls the most cows is the winner

Have you played my cow before, it sucks.

by Munchie Hanson March 11, 2017

chilly cow

When you stick two ice lollies up someone's nose and slowly push your dick in one of their ears, you then rip out the lollies and pour milk down their nose, you then finish it off with pissing or shitting in one of their ears and using the ice lollies to lick it up.

"I just did the chilly cow with your slaggy mum, the slut!"

by yourmumsafilthyrottenslag December 19, 2020

stupid cow

noun: a guy on discord that is annoying or stupid he gets upset very easily and most likely looks like the guy from the poler express or satin his hobbies usually include playing stupid games like rocket leag or cs go he loves balls and he is the route of all evil

oh yeah btw he really likes cars

me: I have a pic of you IRL

stupid cow: I'm suing you
everyone: goddamit cow

by the guy 123456 September 14, 2021