A three-foot thug is a person who is shorter than the average height who dresses and/or acts tough , yet their height makes them look as scary as a box of kittens. Usually found in schools.
by Took!e January 8, 2012
Get the Three-foot Thugmug. A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.
Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
by Rekivile July 30, 2018
Get the Three musketeeredmug. True story that happend in Cambodia that earned them the Darwin Award.Another version af killing two birds with one stone.
Well,they say you can take out two birds with one stone,or in this case, killing three idiots with one landmine.
- Be Amazed
- Be Amazed
by Ahadi2011 July 6, 2025
Get the Killing three idiots with one landminemug. Big Three is what you call a group of friends that are not smart or weird/goofy. Big Three is also what you call people that have a friend group that consists of stupid funny intellectuals.
For Example:
man : Hey you Big Three what you up to toaday?
Big Three : Hey bic boi dont say dat to me you hing hong.
man : Hey you Big Three what you up to toaday?
Big Three : Hey bic boi dont say dat to me you hing hong.
by CrumpyBoi April 1, 2020
Get the Big Threemug. three-nine is a pussy slayer, he is usually a great football player and pours his heart onto the field. Occasionally, you will come across a three-nine with a missing tooth. Whoever wheres number 39 on your football team is automatically a 5-star multisport athlete.
Jake: OMG! who is that sexy motherfucker?
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE
by jakeyptheman December 3, 2020
Get the three-ninemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.
by Mark tawang October 20, 2021
Get the three penis winemug.