Shark

A majestic and perfect animal that ever swam in the oceans

I gave my shark water

by LavaShark4 October 18, 2022

Laebies shark

Laebies shark is a real shark that exists

“My favorite shark has to be laebies shark”

by W0rmy July 30, 2022

Mark the Shark

A dangerous individual with a nasty track record. He used to be a normal kid, but he was traumatized at an early age and went downhill ever since. Word of advice, if you're ever in the forest and you see a man with long brown hair and glasses, RUN! He's very dangerous.

Person 1: Who is that freak over there?
Person 2: I think it's Mark the Shark! Run!

by MarkerSharker May 6, 2025

Shark

An aquatic animal who lives in the ocean and does not mean any harm unless you scare it.

hehe blub blub fish

"I dislike sharks because they are scary water creatures"

by your dad who is getting milk April 27, 2022

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024

Shark

A shark is usually a shorter, highly attractive Hispanic male who has somewhat of a dad bod (large arms, chest, etc.) and yet has muscle.

“Omg David is such a shark I bet he could pick me up”

by Maneaterx3 August 2, 2024

Shark waffle

Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.

He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle

by Raymondpyro October 24, 2022