Matt Hunt

Matt Hunt watched the schoolchildren in the playground from across the road
by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022
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Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists
Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son
by Horny H man February 26, 2019
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Matt greenberg

The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.

Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.
That guy reminds me of a Matt Greenberg
by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024
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Matt Miller

The Act of being a divorced miserable man that threatens to hurt/kill previous employed Bartenders @ his Mom & Dads bar/restaurant, who plays Co-Ed softball, starts fights with the other team & grabs opponent by the throat after a Win/Loss.
Dude, why is your neck all red & swollen?

Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.
by DougFunny7891 June 06, 2024
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matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.
can you matt handle this?
by lovetomatthandle November 06, 2009
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matt craig

"wow, did you see matt craig over there?"
"yes"
"how wouldyou describe him?"
"poggers"
by hottestgirl445 January 01, 2021
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matt baxter

tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked
damn his penis was a matt baxter
by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019
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